i need clear skin by yesterday
You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost.
Beau Taplin (A Most Unfortunate Truth)
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
to pee or not to pee
me whenever I’m lying in bed in the perfect position and need to pee (via clestroying)
Because the truth is, I’m not doing well, and I’m scared as hell that you don’t think about me at all.
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
This needs more notes
I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie