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I blame myself

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

ugly:

frostied:

i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

its hard isn’t it

sorryidk:

am i the only one who takes a 5 hr nap after school

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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